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"okay," joe toye said. "what’s the safeword gonna be?" "orange juice or some shit lmao," bill guarnere replied. "cool if i do anything you don’t like you tell me and i’ll stop. without a damn doubt." they had safe gay sex. the end
this is beautiful. she’s going to love it.
absolutely. i could do a google search and write a better fic than that in an hour flat
you should write it, send it to me, and i’ll save it for when she comes back
[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]
"here i’ll give you some well-written m fanfiction. i mean it’s probably gay but it actually shows proper bdsm principles"
this is what i should have told her. or at least to do research on bdsm to know what the community is really like and not the abusive and manipulative behavior that’s protrayed in that horribly written “novel”
what’s bad is i can’t drive so you could literally kidnap me to go demon hunting and i couldn’t do anything about it
cept kick demon ass!
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers in Swing Time (1936).
oh Molly, my dear…
she looked like my mom too
if it’s that kind of road trip you’re bringing the fucking salt
what do you think is in the trunk?
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
i really hope she never finds it
someone came into work today and asked if we had 50 shades of grey
do you know how hard it was to not say that there’s better things written on the internet than that pos?
that’s…. i never thought of that. that’s really cool. can i join you if we ever go on this mystical tour?
HELL YEAH! ROAD TRIP!