nekotalia:

alfred is 19 in human years

imagine how fucking hard he laughed when the watergate scandal was happening and he found out the codename for the informant was “deep throat” because hes a fucking dudebro child

tagged → #hetalia

ewelock:

THE NOISES I AM MAKING

"England is a very kinky place."
— Some commercial that was just on

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

musedotmuoffcial:

Things that unite Europe

  • European Union
  • Eurovision

wwiphotos:

Page 17 of 105

Look at these handsome dudes. Seriously: handsome. Also seriously young. They’re practically teenagers, a pretty scary part of the first world war.

From Walter Koessler 1914-1918: The personal photo journal of a German officer in World War I

tagged → #wwi

thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

So our shower in the Hotel wasn’t working so they upgraded us and I got my own room

tagged → #whiskey charlie
lagrandenation asked: That's Urban Decay lipstick. ; )

THANK YOU

owynsama:

why is country music always played during veteran commercials?

thedrawbridgethatismypants:

rememberthealamobro replied to your post: Hot damn, who’s that babe?

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YIUR LIPSTICK


You think you love it now, but wait until you find out

IT HAS A TINY SWORD ON IT

WHAT BRAND IS THAT?

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lifeandtimesofahistorymajor:

So, in my 20th Century British History course yesterday, we decided to put Margaret Thatcher on trial. This is what that ended up looking like. For those of you who have always wanted to know what a manly Margaret Thatcher would look like…

lifeandtimesofahistorymajor:

So, in my 20th Century British History course yesterday, we decided to put Margaret Thatcher on trial. This is what that ended up looking like. For those of you who have always wanted to know what a manly Margaret Thatcher would look like…