alfred is 19 in human years
imagine how fucking hard he laughed when the watergate scandal was happening and he found out the codename for the informant was “deep throat” because hes a fucking dudebro child
THE NOISES I AM MAKING
"talk dirty to me"
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
i laughed way too hard at this
Things that unite Europe
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Look at these handsome dudes. Seriously: handsome. Also seriously young. They’re practically teenagers, a pretty scary part of the first world war.
Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
So our shower in the Hotel wasn’t working so they upgraded us and I got my own room
why is country music always played during veteran commercials?
HOLY FUCK I LOVE YIUR LIPSTICK
You think you love it now, but wait until you find out
IT HAS A TINY SWORD ON IT
WHAT BRAND IS THAT?
So, in my 20th Century British History course yesterday, we decided to put Margaret Thatcher on trial. This is what that ended up looking like. For those of you who have always wanted to know what a manly Margaret Thatcher would look like…